When I Grow Up

Posted by tankedfish | Posted in Images | Posted on January 27, 2011 at 10:24 AM

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A first grade girl handed in the drawing below for her homework assignment:

The teacher graded it and the child brought it home. She returned to school the next day with the following note from her Mother:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be perfectly clear on my child’s homework illustration.  It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint surrounded by male customers with money.  I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm.  This drawing is of me selling a shovel.

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Suprise Christmas Present

Posted by tankedfish | Posted in Images | Posted on December 27, 2010 at 10:39 AM

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Something tells me she won’t see the humor in this.  Trust me.

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Merry Cliffmas

Posted by tankedfish | Posted in Images | Posted on December 14, 2010 at 11:32 AM

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Cliff Lee signs with the Phillies!  I don’t think anyone saw that coming.  I can say one thing though – Philly fans are pumped!

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Meat Manger

Posted by tankedfish | Posted in Images | Posted on December 9, 2010 at 9:03 AM

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I can’t say baby Jesus ever made made me hungry before.  Mmm, Jesus…

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Happy Fall

Posted by tankedfish | Posted in Images | Posted on November 29, 2010 at 11:39 AM

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You’ve been mooned!

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Update On My Surgery

Posted by tankedfish | Posted in Images | Posted on November 24, 2010 at 1:49 PM

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I tried to keep this a secret, but somehow the news leaked out about it, so I thought I had better tell everyone. Dear Family and Friends,

Most of you know I went in for a surgical procedure for a Butt Lift.  I didn’t have the most pleasant experience.  I should’ve left well enough alone.  I wanted to show you how it turned out.  I hope this keeps you from having this done.  Please, please, PLEASE  - don’t get a Butt Lift.  You will most certainly regret it!
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