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A man from Texas cruises through a stop sign and gets pulled over by a local policeman. The man hands the cop his driver’s license, insurance verification, and his permit to carry concealed firearms. The cop looks at them and says, “Okay, Mr. Smith. I see you have a concealed firearms permit. Are you carrying today?” “Yes, I am,” says the man. “Well then, better tell me what you got.” Smith says, “Well, I have a .357 revolver in my inside coat pocket, a 9mm semi-auto in the glove box, and a .22 magnum Derringer in my right boot.” ”Okay,” says the cop, ”anything else?” ”Yeah, back in the trunk, there’s an AR15 and a shotgun. I think that’s about it.”

Amazed, the cop asks, “Mr. Smith, are you on your way to or from a gun range?” “Nope,” replies Mr. Smith.  “Well, then, what are you afraid of?” asks the cop.  Mr. Smith stares back and says, “Not a damn thing!”