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John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouth, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs where his wife put some coffee in front of him.

“Louise,” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?” “Even worse,” she said, her voice oozing scorn. “You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.” “He’s an asshole,” John said. “Piss on him.” “You did,” came the reply. “And he fired you.” “Well, screw him!” said John. “I did. You’re back at work on Monday.”

Something tells me she won’t see the humor in this.  Trust me.

Some interesting and eye-opening statistics on gift giving.  Man, what a downer!

Do you have a few presents under the tree already? They all look so appealing and good-intentioned, don’t they? Beneath the wrapping paper and bow, however, each gift has a different story to tell — about behavioral economics, gender dynamics, time management, and power dynamics. They also say a lot about you, the lucky recipient.

A very clever look at how would this biblical moment would go down in modern times!

!Si, luces agradables!